I’m useless at telling jokes! I can never ever remember them fully and usually end up forgetting the tagline! I’m only funny in conversation where I’ll either say something funny but deadpan (therefore not realising what I said was funny) or I’ll use the wrong meaning word and I end up making people laugh.
Today though I needed to cheer someone up so I put out a plea on Facebook. My friends came up trumps and this one really made me laugh! It enabled me to be a blessing and I hope it makes you laugh too!
An old lady was driving down the road, knitting. A policeman saw her and shouted “PULLOVER”. She shouted back “NO! A pair of socks actually”